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lumos5001:

channybatch:

So we’ve got a picture of House talking to the 12th Doctor while Sherlock is  in the back trying to sneak away

so basically a typical british day

lumos5001:

channybatch:

So we’ve got a picture of House talking to the 12th Doctor while Sherlock is  in the back trying to sneak away

so basically a typical british day

(via darquethoughts)

lemonsharks:

irreverentlyreverent:

dragonage-inquisition:

kanaphiel:

treesandfangs:

robotsandink:

gabbinggabz:

mirapancake:

adu101:

steampunkworldsfair:

dangerace:

….Captain Sharpie Sharknado Wolf…

Captain Bottle Howls-Cat. At your service.

Captain Marker Guardians Cat. Nice…I guess

Captain Lock Guardian Giraffe!

Captain Mouse Lone Panther

Captain Lipstick Miss Crow

Captain Wall Crow Wolf

Captain Box Pacific Kite

Captain Mug Thor Cat


Captain Glitter Galaxy Tiger

Captain Remote Galaxy Shark

Captain Rain Robin-Fox

lemonsharks:

irreverentlyreverent:

dragonage-inquisition:

kanaphiel:

treesandfangs:

robotsandink:

gabbinggabz:

mirapancake:

adu101:

steampunkworldsfair:

dangerace:

….Captain Sharpie Sharknado Wolf…

Captain Bottle Howls-Cat. At your service.

Captain Marker Guardians Cat. Nice…I guess

Captain Lock Guardian Giraffe!

Captain Mouse Lone Panther

Captain Lipstick Miss Crow

Captain Wall Crow Wolf

Captain Box Pacific Kite

Captain Mug Thor Cat

Captain Glitter Galaxy Tiger

Captain Remote Galaxy Shark

Captain Rain Robin-Fox

It’s been 4 years since I even held someone’s hand.

So I signed up for OKCupid.

This could be a disaster.

glenniebun:

zagreus-taking-time-apart:

is someone going to tell moffat that “journey blue”, “pink”, “moon”, “candy”, “pond”, “sparrow”, “nightingale”, and “river song” aren’t actually names or

"The Doctor" isn’t a name either, amirite?

Well, neither is the Queen. It’s a title. It’s not like the Doctor’s actual name is Doctor. With Moffat in charge, it’s probably something like Bluebird Candyfloss.

reivaxm asked: Hello. I was reading Coraline again and something hit me: are Miss Spink and Miss Forcible a couple? Thanks, have a nice week :)

neil-gaiman:

Absolutely.

Yay!

  • Socialism: You have 2 cows and you give one to your neighbor.
  • Communism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and gives you some milk.
  • Fascism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and sells you some milk.
  • Nazism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both and shoots you.
  • Bureaucratism: You have 2 cows; the Government takes both, shoots one, milks the other and throws the milk away..
  • Traditional Capitalism: You have 2 cows. You sell one and buy a bull. You herd multiplies, and the economy grows. You sell them and retire on the income.
  • An American Corporation: You have 2 cows. You sell one, and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to analyze why the cow dropped dead.
  • A French Corporation: You have 2 cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
  • Japanese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. You then create a clever cow cartoon image called Cowkimon and market them Worldwide.
  • An Italian Corporation: You have 2 cows, but you don't know where they are. You break for lunch.
  • A Swiss Corporation: You have 5000 cows. None of which belong to you. You charge others for storing them.
  • Chinese Corporation: You have 2 cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment, high bovine productivity, and arrest the newsman who reported the numbers.
  • An Iraqi Corporation: Everyone thinks you have lots of cows. You tell them that you have none. No one believes you and they bomb your arse. You still have no cows, but at least now you are part of a Democracy.......
  • Counter Culture: 'Wow, dig it, like there's these 2 cows, man, grazing in the hemp field. You gotta have some of this milk!'
  • Surrealism: You have two giraffes. The government requires you to take harmonica lessons.
  • Apathyologism: You have 2 cows. You do not care.
  • Fatalist: You have 2 doomed cows...
  • Atheism: You have 2 cows. There is no God.
  • A West-Country Corporation: You have 2 cows. That one on the left is kinda cute.
  • A Brazilian Corporation: You have 2 cows. You pay taxes for 6 cows. You have to sell one cow in order to pay the taxes. Your remaining cow gets sick and dies while waiting for availability in the public vet hospital.
  • Russia: You have two cows. Since they are both female, if you happen to keep them in the same stable you will pay a 5,000 rouble fine for homosexual propaganda.
  • PETA: You have two cows. You kill them both. You then use naked women to convince other people that killing cows is wrong.
  • Moffat: You have two cows. Both of them are your daughters time traveling from the past where they had a brief love affair with Da Vinci making you the rightful Queen of England. As you assume the throne, you throw them off a building.
  • Hussie: You have 2 cows. You ask for another one. Instead of getting just 1 cow, you get 2,485,506 cows.
  • Romney: You have 2 cows. You are not the president of the united states.
  • Once-ler: You have 1 cow. Everyone decides to make 5 different versions of that cow.
  • Old Spice: You have 2 cows. The cows are now diamonds. I'm on a horse.
  • An Irish Corporation: You have a million cows because they're everywhere
  • Tumblr: You have 2 cows. You ship them together and make GIF posts screaming about how much you love your cows, but they should stop existing because they are so perfect.
  • Also Tumblr: I give you a hamburger.
  • Night Vale: You do NOT have two cows. Cows do not exist. What's a cow? Show me a cow! That's not a cow! Who let you in here?
  • Tom Hiddleston: You have two cows. You are very sorry for them.
  • Thranduil: You do not have two cows, you have an elk. Riding on two cows is not majestic. Also the dwarves are on fire.
  • Dwarves: You had two cows but now they're on fire.
  • Bilbo Baggins: You did not invite those two cows for dinner.
  • Cows: The shit you go through.
  • This post: Started off as a post that explained different goverments but then everything changed when the fire nation attacked
  • The reader: i came out to have a good time and I honestly feel attacked<p>ahhhaha</p>

skunkandburningtires:

James Lopez is a veteran Disney animator (The Lion King, Pocahontas, Paperman) who is trying to raise funding for his primarily hand-drawn short film, Hullabaloo, with hopes of eventually finding a studio to fund a full-length version.

From the film’s IndieGo page:

Hullabaloo is the story of Veronica Daring, a brilliant young scientist who returns home from an elite finishing school to find her father—the eccentric inventor Jonathan Daring—missing without a trace! The only clue left behind points Veronica toward Daring Adventures, an abandoned amusement park used by her father to test his fantastical steam-powered inventions. There she discovers a strange girl named Jules, a fellow inventor who agrees to help Veronica in locating her missing father and discovering the secrets of his work.

In addition to helping save 2D animation, Hullabaloo aims to encourage girls to explore science and adventure. The film’s two protagonists are both young women and both scientists who use their intellect, wits, and courage to fight greed and corruption. We hope that Veronica Daring and her friend Jules will serve as positive role models for girls of all ages and encourage them to get excited about science, engineering, and sci-fi.

To see some footage and a short video pitch from Lopez, click here.

(via lemonsharks)